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hates talking about himself in the third person
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"water" is packed #cruiseForMom #thisWaterTastesFunny #momPutThatOneDown #shitfacedMomsOfIG #myTeenIsPregnant #hashbrown
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match time snacks are served #twoLitersIsOneServing #BYOTT #bringYourOwnTableTap #US #USMNT #usSoccer #usVsBel #1N1T #worldCup2014 #iBelieveThatWeWillWin #myTeenIsPregnant #hashtag
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huh…what’s that? oh, this??? it’s nothing really…just probably the two greatest purchases i’ve ever made IN MY ENTIRE LIFE #nbd #squattyPotty #bioBidet #gameOfPorcelainThrones #kingOfTheNorth(-ern most bathroom in my house) #myTeenIsPregnant (at Lobby bathroom - Westeros Welcome Center)
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who’s crazy now??? #iAm #butInAGoodWay #orSoIChooseToBelieve #marchMadness #ncaaMensTournament #noBathroomBreaks #disposableCatheters #goodbyeOutside #yeahYouCanComeWatch #affordableNightlyRates #bringBeer #myTeenIsPregnant #hashtag (at 864 Cigar Bar)
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#howHaveTheseNotBeenStolen #ohWaitImInHydePark #whitePeopleParkingGarage #doISmellCinnamonBroomsticks #seaOfWhite #callMeSpot #iAmTheDiversity #canIGetSomeHelpPlease #restorationHardwareGhost #tooBrownToBeSeen #tooEthnicNotToBeFollowed #imTakingOne #stereotype #myTeenIsPregnant #hashtag
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#get #in #my #face #hole #now #foodBaby #myTeenIsPregnant #hashtag  (at Fatburger)
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#boomBadoomBoomBoomBadoomBoomBabyThatSuperNO #myTeenIsPregnant #hashtag